Distributing my card...

As I distribute my card, the most common question I run into is "what does MySQL AB do?"

My answer is usually something like "we allow you to store a lot of information and process it efficiently."

But I've been thinking a bit, and perhaps a better quip might be "you know what the Central Intelligence Agency is, right? Well, we are the most popular database system used by the Decentralized Intelligence Agency, as it were."

:)